Why are flies absolutely brilliant at flying into the house through a half opened window but rank amateurs when it comes to getting out?
Thank God dry January is nearly over. 31 days without a shower is a real challenge.
Trump has done the unthinkable. He has made George W Bush now appear like a safe pair of hands.
Missing. Chancellor of the exchequer. Answers to name of George. Not seen since Thurs. Shy, but can lash out. Small reward, getting smaller.
The number of homeless on the street at the moment tells me everything I need to know about this current government.