Taran Killam was like one of SNL's walls, holding the whole thing up. And Jay Pharoah was a nuclear weapon they never figured out how to use
All the conservatives vowing not to drink Coke will actually see an improvement in health, living longer to see an ever-more bilingual USA.
The next Bond movie should do a David Lynch-type move where Daniel Craig leaves and Idris Elba takes over halfway through and nobody notices
Patton Oswalt has "won" the Internet so many times that maybe we should just let him keep it? The rest of us can just go to a bar somewhere.
Can't believe Taylor Swift is gonna fuck Drake before I do SEND