Saying Weird Things to People (w/ Drew Monson)
wearing nine t shirts? congrats you're a 9 tees kid
girls in 2014: my thigh gap is too small
girls in 3014: the frequency at which my skull resonates is despicable
Hey man, can I have a bite of that apple?
It's pronounced "fi-jay" spinner
watch my new music video, it's quite the rollercoaster youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9ccu…
pretending to be high in public