I was going to write a song about the first time I saw two dogs humping each other, but Taylor Swift has already done that.
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder - rinse thoroughly for 10 minutes. If beauty persists contact your local poison control center.
The Simpsons crossover with Futurama was a sweet tease at what joy we're missing. #BringBackFuturama
It's rude to put your elbows on the dinner table, but extremely rude to put the elbows and organs of your slain enemy on the dinner table.