It takes nearly as long to bring up an average story page in 2015 as it did in 1998. Oppressive adware and popup videos are the new dial-up.
Don't think of the Craig trade as a trade. Think of it as Mozeliak putting a cone collar around Matheny's neck so he stops biting himself.
Hello! I will be at Citi Field tonight and answering any questions you might have about the game, the atmosphere, what Mike Lupica is wearing, how long the Shake Shack line is, whatever! So ask away. It will be fun. We're kicking this puppy off at 8 ET, but feel free to toss in your most eloquent inquiries anytime before then. Hello. [waves]
Just lucky I'm not important enough to ever be in front of 100s of people who don't like me minutes after something terrible happened to me.
I wrote about Oscar Taveras because ... well, I don't know why but I just needed to work my way through it. sportsonearth.com/article/997120…