We're about two years away from Pumpkin Spice sex dolls. That's how out of control this shit has gotten
Who knew a Kristen Stewart-hosted episode would be one of the best of the season? #SNL
Motherfuckers will sneak a cell phone into a theater to bootleg Jack Sparrow, but no reporter will do it to preserve our democracy?!
This is my annual reminder that you shouldn't just buy any Dollar Tree crap for Toys for Tots. They're less fortuna… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…