Have I had breakfast yet? Look, every time you are hungry, the solution is not always to eat something.
I believe Chelsea agreeing to pay £32m for Costa proves the market is inflated. Normally you can get a latte for £2.65.
Is Mourinho now little bit specialist in failure? Look, I don't know. It's quite an achievement to be sacked twice by the same club.
Did Walcott make a gesture at Tottenham fans? Yes. I believe they asked which mobile phone operator he uses and he gestured '@O2'.
If Chelsea win nothing this season and I win the FA Cup, am I still the specialist in failure? I don't know.