Tonight we will be rocking out to a #LeslieKnope inspired @songza playlist to celebrate women! Women pay 77% of their tabs! #feminism #wages
Need water? We have some! It's frozen and surrounded by whiskey.
Dear @Americanexpress, don't say you appreciate my business then refuse my application for a card that you invited me to apply for. #thanks
Soup of the day: Whiskey.