Tonight, I tripped over the foot of the author of "Buddhism For Dummies." I have no joke for this.
Heartbreaking. Let's learn from this, humanity. twitter.com/MazMHussain/st…
Teenager is explaining One Direction to @EffingBoring and this might be the best Thanksgiving ever.
Overheard on bus, dude just out of jail to pregnant ex-meth user: "Sobriety looks really good on you." Pardon, there's something in my eye.