Anyone who claims that "tickets for The Hateful Eight are now on sale" actually mean "the ticketing site for The Hateful Eight is now live."
Hey, 2016, chill out. It's not like we dumped pig blood all over you at prom.
Let's stop talking about Spectre and go back to talking about Mad Max: Fury Road.
If you love horror movies but get scared and use talking or joking around to cope, do that at home. Not at a movie theatre. Please.