I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
I've just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
How come I can get free wifi with a £3 cup of coffee but not with a £150 hotel room?
Sad world where Katie Price trends and Nigerian schoolgirl story nowhere to be seen.