Followers of @twomictwewief! RT to your friends. Partridge! Tucker! Stupidity! Sweary-wearies! Let's make it to 5000 followers by bed.
650 more followers needed to get @twomictwewief to 10,000. Let's do it in time for Ask Alan Partridge and Tucker's Fucky Dip. RT!
Outstanding. Out. Fucking. Standing. RT @davidwhittam: One for the scat fans - a cloud taking a dump:
Would you be EVER so kind and text GIVE to 70011 to donate £1 to #RND? Or 70005 for £5. Or 70010 for £10. We'd like that.