If the Ebola virus was carried in pumpkin spice, we'd be so screwed right now.
If your husband is frantically looking through a 10 GB Excel sheet for "work", he might have been on Ashley Madison.
"Something grabs a hold of me tightly" Cuffs, Vanilla Ice. Those are handcuffs.
Why did we learn to play the recorder when we were kids? I don't see anyone selling out Madison Square Gardens playing 'Baa Baa Black Sheep'