"So a SQL query walks into a bar" —— STEAM TRAIN EMERGES CARRYING A 13 FOOT TALL SWEET POTATO IN THE FORM OF THE VIRGIN MARY, THOUSANDS WEEP
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce, and finally as what-in-the-everloving-fuck.
"On the Steady-State of Cache Networks" (2013) — Elisha Rosensweig, et al. people.cs.umass.edu/~elisha/Papers… [pdf]
"When a Graph is not so Simple: Counting Triangles in Multigraph Streams" (2013) — Jha, et al. arxiv.org/pdf/1310.7665v… [pdf]
"More Robust Hashing: Cuckoo Hashing with a Stash" (2008) — research.microsoft.com/pubs/73856/sta…