These 5 pimples are keeping me from leaving the house. And doing laundry.
"But MOM! You said I only have to wash my hair, not clean my knees!" is how we start bath time around these parts.
Barbecue CurtainMatch Bending CuddleLatch Bacon and Cheese with a Splash. Someone knows what I'm talking about.
"Now that I'm 8 and I'm taller, my head hits your boobs when I hug you. I guess we'll just high five from now on."