First wish: world peace. Second wish: great wealth. Third wish: that the fake Chris Evans movies from Scott Pilgrim… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
I love how all our reactions to the Star Wars trailer are those of a cautious, feral animal who fears human touch, yet yearns to love again.
"It happened in the '90s, so, you know, like ten years ago." "But the '90s weren't--" "TEN YEARS AGO." "But--" "TEN."
And on this day in 1776, America screamed "WHATEVER, ENGLAND, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM" and slammed its bedroom door.