So you can "do anything you want" w/ women when you're famous, @realDonaldTrump? Here's an exception: you can't make us vote for you. Prick.
Jabba the Hutt was an unconventional pick for the post of intergalactic sex-trafficking czar, but let's give him a chance & see how it goes.
If only someone had tried to warn us about this Russian hacking business _before_the election. At a podium. During a debate. In a pantsuit.
This Trump quote fills me with unutterable rage. It's _our_ time you're wasting, you unpatriotic, selfish, ignorant… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…