My grades need to be higher. My weight needs to be lower. My stomach needs to be flatter. My wallet needs to be fatter.
Teacher: What's 1 book + 1 book? Student: 2 books. Teacher: What's 23,790 books + 19,763 books? Student: A library. #theconvotweet
Retweet if your supposed to be either: - sleeping - doing homework - cleaning - doing an essay - taking a shower But you are procrastinating
Teacher: Your generation is the worst generation ever. Student: Your generation is the generation that raised us- who's fault is that? #TCT
Girl: I have a question for you. Boy: Ok. Girl: What do you see when you look into my eyes? Boy: My future. #theconvotweet