Remember to check your turkey for hedgehogs before you put it in the oven.
There's a man in this bar who looks like me at 18. I feel like I need to warn him. Maybe just stand next to him, let it sink in.
I keep a wheel of Brie strapped to my wrist. I can tell the time by how much I've eaten. It also monitors my health quite accurately.
Leave voters, if you’re worried about your vote being erased, just take your ballot paper home with you, retaining proof of your vote.