I like to think there are cranky people in parks telling folks who are behind on news or trends 'GO INSIDE. GET ON THE INTERNET, FFS'.
This was an amazing journey.
It's Dolly Parton's birthday today and for once I'm gonna celebrate the hell out of someone who's still alive. Which means Jolene on repeat.
Wait, Ken Bone's question was perfect - smart and on point and meaningful. Why are we making fun of him?