I can't imagine how stressed Americans are feeling right now. I'm Canadian and I'm chugging maple syrup and just punched a moose.
TRUMP: No politician has been treated worse or more unfairly. KENNEDY: you got this? LINCOLN: sure (ahem) HOLD MY BEER
Witch King: "No man can kill me." Eowyn: "I am no man." [Stabs him] Witch King: [Shrieks] "GAMERGATE IS ABOUT JOURNALISTIC ETHICS!" [Dies]
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