“All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.
I saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
Trump: 'I'm a commonsense conservative' - CNN apple.news/AL__xR9R2Te2Ae…