Studies show that if you favorite this, my self-worth will increase by 32%.
Tonight, we Bruuuuuuuuccceeee. #TheRiverTourPGH
Really enjoying hearing @AriFleischer share his thoughts and experiences this morning at #socialpalooza.
Thanks to Nationwide, Nissan, Doritos and Coke for cementing our decision to not have children.
Haircuts are just temporary solutions.