Lendrid:"Can't wait to buy my kid salvation family."Tom:"Huh?"Lendrid:"Oh yeah, not salvation,Slovenian family."Tom:"It's Sylvanian family."
I buy myself presents and write 'To Ben, from Lendrid' on them. Then I try to forget what I bought so I can surprise myself.
You know you get midwives? Well, do you get midmen? You know? Midwives who are men.
Tom:"My dog is going to have puppies." Lendrid:"Who's the father?" Tom:"A Polish dog." Lendrid:"Oh no! How will they talk to eachother?"
Lendrid:”I’m a great heckler, me.” Tom:”Heckler?” Lendrid:”Yeah you know. I can get the prices down really well.” Tom:”That’s haggling."