"I'm ESPN's Britt McHenry and I have DirecTV." "And I'm Parking Lot Britt McHenry and I have cable." #DoYouKnowWhoIAm?
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- @HLMenckenBot
“Communism is a drag, man, it’s like one big telephone company.” -- Lenny Bruce (h/t @nickgillespie)
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