Adults age 30-45 making the same joke right now. #SuperBowl
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. GUYS. #Oscars2014
Now would be a great time to remind you to throw some $$$ in the direction of @PPFA: secure.ppaction.org/site/Donation2… #IStandWithPP
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. Fav like no one's retweeting.
Still think my idea for a yoga studio with childcare called "Momaste" is brilliant. #namaste
Had a baby this morning. This is pretty much how it went: