If you eat chocolate between now and USA/Belgium, I consider you a terrorist. #WorldCup
It’s because you're annoying. RT @teganzimmerman: Mich QB calls Kinnick Stadium, Iowa fans 'most annoying': It's because we don't like you
Is there a Twitter account that tweets “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!” every time a goal is scored in the World Cup? There should be.
I've filed a formal complaint with my parents for failing to name me Shabazz.