It's odd that Thelma & Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes, then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body.
The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK.
If you need to stay awake but don't like coffee, simply reflect upon the many terrible decisions you've made in your life.