Autocorrect has to be my worst enema.
Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go
Who knew that if you turned Donald Duck upside down you get the other Donald? fb.me/73uki2XQz
I’m an open book, written in a language you don’t speak.
Judas: Still on for Friday?
Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper.
Jesus: The what?
Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas.