Oh, that Nazi that got punched in the head? That wasn't a punch. That was an alternative hug. There. Fixed it. #AlternativeFacts
Calling Nazis the Alt-Right is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer was an Alt-Chef. #altright
Amateurs. They didn't mention Jews because the White House is run by Nazis. There. Fixed it. twitter.com/cnnpolitics/st…
I need to get a #womancard - I understand if I swipe it during a purchase I only have to pay 77 cents for each dollar charged. Right?