Please don’t nuke us, and especially don’t nuke Coachella, which has the coordinates 33.6803° N, 116.1739° W.
TOM CRUISE is TOM CRUISE in TOM CRUISE MOVIE with TOM CRUISE as TOM CRUISE.
7 Stages of Twitter Grief: 1. Shock 2. Denial 3. Story including self 4. Lecturing people about their grief 5. Thinkpiece 6. Joke 7. Repeat