I put gas in my car today that cost $4.79 per gallon. That shit better be gold flaked and emit bacon-flavored exhaust.
"20% of beer drinkers drink 80% of all beer." -Malcolm Gladwell #Iamthe20%
Woot! RT @beerwars: Beer Wars is now up on Hulu. Please spread the word!
The bravery people feel when driving drunk is frightening. Get a DD, people. #prettyplease