I work at a fucking sandwich shop with a camera watching me my entire shift. Maybe it's time to do the same thing to police. #Fergsuon
Trying to steer a conversation to the same place it ended years ago so I can finally deliver my well crafted comeback, is my superpower.
Maybe President Obama will leave things in the Oval Office that Trump can't stand (like women or minorities) & he'll refuse to inhabit it
Does bullshit have carbs? People keep feeding it to me so I need to know.
Falling asleep eating dinosaur chicken nuggets is the closest I've ever come to seeping with someone like Chris Pratt.