I remember when @piersmorgan suggested Welbeck's Henry-esque goal potential for Arsenal & he was ridiculed. Smug away Piers, smug away.
Apparently new Tarzan film is shooting in Virginia Water lake at the mo. Starring True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard & Sam L Jackson. Sweet.
At Staines mags court, highlight of the morning, a driver unwilling to give police a specimen of breath, 'under the Magna Carta 1266'.