Jerry Buss bought the Lakers AND the L.A. Kings AND the Forum AND a ranch for $67 million in 1979. Now that gets you a half-decent forward.
Three-and-a-half hours of the four-hour Clippers presentation to KD was an IT guy trying to get Windows running.
MOZGOV: "Hello Mitch. I would first like to sa—" KUPCHAK: "$64 MILLION OVER FOUR!" MOZGOV: "Um, that works."