Advisers: We need a diversion from the email scandal! H: basket of deplorables Adviser: We need a diversion from that now H: *falls over*
Obama: It's easier to buy a Glock than a book Media: Wow good point Trump: Drugs are cheaper than candy bars Media: OMG he's lost his mind
White liberals explaining to @michellemalkin that she's a white male is pretty much the best thing ever. Keep not being racist, guys!
If you wanted to have women-only showings, maybe you SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT ILLEGAL, FUCKTARDS.