I have no iPhone, so I've just found Bono climbing through my window to sneak a vinyl copy of their LP onto my shelf.I hit him with a broom
Benedict Cumberbatch gets a CBE for playing Alan Turing, Alan Turing gets chemically castrated for being Alan Turing.
thank heavens someone hacked those actors' accounts, I had heard the internet was about to run out of photos of naked women.
argument vs assisted dying is "life is a gift from God", so is agonising disease, he really is a bit all over the shop with his presents.
when a musician dies, it prompts you to go back to their work, but w/ Bowie we were already listening yesterday & the day before and....