.@CityofBiloxi Because if you accidentally say MLKs name 3x, he'll appear & force you, against your will, to be a decent human being.
Very very very big news: I (Allison) have been nominated for a James Beard Award! Called "The Oscars of Food", this is the highest possible honor anyone in this industry can receive. Here's the nominated essay, which can fill you in on what's been happening with us over the past year and explain why things have been quiet over here. Matt's doing well on the road to recovery, and you'll be able to get our baked goods very soon (though not in our own shop, yet - his heart still isn't strong enough to go back to that, and I've got two books to write this year) Link
Srsly, the facts/context are RIGHT THERE in the transcript. Clear as day. If you still have a problem with @lsarsour just own your bigotry.
I honestly doubt that any of us will see a performance that comes even close to @tatianamaslany on Orphan Black in our lifetime.