The new Lady Gaga song ensures that every pop song for the next two years will have a key change.
Our prime minister resigned today and it's not even trending on Twitter. That's how much we've fucked this all up.
Jeremy Thorpe, Cyril Smith and Clement Freud. The Liberal MPs of the 1970s were quite a bunch, weren't they?
According to a police statement, Sir Edward Heath was not involved in satanic rituals. OK then.
Because of that Peter Sarstedt song, the first time I went to Paris I insisted on staying on the Boulevard Saint-Michel.