Qualifications for U.S. Presidency:
✅ Be a bully
✅ Disrespect women
✅ Endorse racism
✅ Make false claims in the face of documented facts
In Oakland, you lock your doors so you don't get carjacked.
In SF, you lock your doors so idiots don't open them and ask "Are you my Uber?"
Man, 2017 is fucking weird. twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…