Sad news. I'll miss her presence in the world. I admired Joan Rivers tremendously. All female comedians owe her a huge debt of gratitude.
The problems in Crimea are getting serious. We're going to have to send in Dennis Rodman.
Today the Statue of Liberty said that, during a visit in 1978, Bill Cosby put his hand up her robe.
Apparently, Kim Kardashian broke the internet. She must have sat on it.
Obama has demanded that Putin consciously uncouple from Crimea.