Rick Perry was originally slated to play Leo DiCaprio's role in "Titanic" but was fired because everyone knows he would have saved everyone.
BREAKING- Rick Perry discovered Ben Bernanke buys picante sauce made in New York City. And also prints too much money.
Rick Perry just saved a kitten from a tree while Jon Huntsman was talking. #ReaganDebate
Unlike the current President, Rick Perry never says "let me be clear," because that's already implied every time he speaks.
Apple might not have Jobs anymore, but Rick Perry's Texas still does.