Applied for Marc Laidlaw's job. My experience includes 35 years of not writing Half-Life 3. Just need to prove I can get Gordon's voice down
"We didn't have time to put in a female charac-" "HEY I JUST WROTE THREE POKER MINIGAMES THAT AREN'T EVEN IN THE GA-" "Ssssh, Kevin. Ssssh."
Based on Destructoid’s advice to return The Beginner’s Guide if you think it’s real, reporting Isaac’s mother to Social Services. Poor kid.
David Braben has been awarded the rank of OBE. According to the manual, that means he's killed 7500 people. Do not mess with David Braben.