Chin up, Britain. After the Tang dynasty fell it only took us 1100 years to regain global influence. You’ll be back in the saddle by 3116CE.
Why doesn't Trump just ask us for Hillary's emails? It's always Putin this, Putin that. Really hurting the feelings of the Chinese people.
We reject this farcical ruling and effective immediately assert an inalienable claim on all Pokémon found within the Nine Dash Line.
1) You will build at most an 'Okay Wall,' because the title is taken. 2) It won't keep the Manchus out. Trust us. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Story of Christmas: A jolly red comrade distributes centrally planned toys to children based on a registry of their social contributions.