My husband has come home with a pair of Crocs That's our happy ever after completely fucked.
Face wipes, floor wipes, glass wipes, surface wipes and baby wipes. Life was so uncomplicated with just soap and water
Facebook quote of the day. Life is not a fairytale so if you loose your shoe before midnight you're probably drunk.
Staff in Asda are dressed for Halloween Complimented a woman about her scary wig and she said my hair always looks this. Off to Tesco now.
The worst manicure I've ever had. EVER So of course I gave them a tip and walked out smiling.