Witnessing Comcast and Time Warner Cable attempt to merge is like watching a Borg Cube and a Death Star make love.
Has anyone referred to Sanrio’s bombshell revelation that Hello Kitty isn’t actually a cat as “The Kawaii-ing Game”? Okay, I just did.
Every frame of the Batman v Superman trailer is so wildly overprocessed that the entire movie looks like it’s set inside a dirty aquarium.
Trump’s puckered mouth is never more anal than when he shits out the word “wrong.”
Vegan desserts are like the 8-bit version of a 16-bit video game.