@ryanqnorth Seriously? Wow, I guess you're right, huh? Huh! Well, that really puts my travel plans in perspective.
@peterdamien I stubbed my toe! Frig frig frig frig frig! ...Hey, Shakespeare! I just leitwortstiled "frig"!
@greeneyednoah Nobody's smelling roses called Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything Ever"!
@Nanyanen That is advice for people WITHOUT the ultimate poker face. Check this out.