I hear "Committee to Defend the President" is getting TONS of prank calls at 800-844-8190. You DEFINITELY shouldn't prank call 800-844-8190.
.@EWErickson News flash, you utter moron: Jesus wasn't a Christian; he was a Jew. And Christianity didn't even exist until he was dead.
Twenty minutes until it even starts, and I'm already feeling teary-eyed that I have to say goodbye to "True Detective" tonight. #rust4life