George R.R. Martin's "A Series of Unfortunate Rape Scenes"
Protip: the world isn't slouching into a hopeless dystopia just because you're getting older.
dear fantasy writers: STOP PUTTING FUCKING APOSTROPHES ANY DAMN WHERE YOU PLEASE
Tried out one of those iPad things at the mall. Awful. Physical books > ebooks, forever.
Can I just say how much I'm looking forward to the baby boomer generation finally dying off?