The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with
Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll think of it every time she looks in the mirror.
Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
2011: Every day I'm shuffling. 1836: Each and every riseth of the sun I will be moving thy feet in a whimsical manner.